Posts Tagged: Bearsharks

While they are unquestionably apex predators, capable of bringing down large prey items with ease, Bearsharks are predominantly foragers. Their ingenuity, combined with their hearty appetite, dictates that they will range far and wide in search of suitable sustenance. While it’s true that your Bearshark is excellent at finding food and satisfying his hunger, the… Read more »

I am dating one of the loveliest people on the planet. He’s funny and warm and brilliant and talented, and treats me incredibly well. He is also a total weirdo with many emotions. In other words, he is perfect. My boyfriend, you see, is not just a boyfriend. He is a Bearshark, one of those very… Read more »